UNICORN PIZZA!

Okay so to get the humor in this you need to know that is one of my super close friends, and comes to stay from noon Friday to noon Monday alot. When we can find really good online coupons we order pizza. Originally because I live in a out of the way area of a super small town, so only one pizza place delivers to my house, and the only chinese place we really eat at cuts off their delivery only a few miles from my road. *well screw you too Lucky Wok*.
So when it says Instrustions For Driver...we type Draw a Unicorn on the box. They never did. This went on for a few months, and finally while we're having a Hetalia and Disney Marathon we order and (note that everytime we order we get the same driver) what do we find on the delivery slip?

A Mother F***ing Unicorn!!!!! We screamed so loud my neighbor's dogs started barking. "We finally got the damn unicorn!"

Anyone who heard us probably thought we were on drugs...